although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear
OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale
Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:
The most unrealistic lyric in music history is “I’ve been through a desert on a horse with no name.”
Horse tumblr will tell you… It is humanly impossible to cross a desert without naming your horse. It’s humanly improbable to last five minutes on any horse that you know has no name, without naming it.
You’re gonna name desert horse something. Probably “Water” or “Burger” but it’s getting a name.
“Been through a desert on Bill” just doesn’t meter well.
This post has been living in my head for four years and I CANNOT BELIEVE it only has fifteen notes.
I’ve been through the desert on a horse i call Jane
having spent extensive time on and around horses, I’m pretty sure the horse’s name would end up being shithead or asshole.
I once went for almost 20 days without naming a child. I reckon I could spend a desert ride sensing the ultimate vibes of the horse
#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden
I was prompted to do a project with animal protagonists the night before half of the people at my job got laid off, so I’m now narrowly avoiding a breakdown by working on the character concept for a death priestess who is a pigeon
“the mercy of the gods can be purchased by blood and blood alone”
